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Lei Shaowu

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於 2024年5月6日 (一) 09:28 由 fandom:antimony>铜的蓝和锂的红 所做的修訂 (雷老狗进盒)
地球人請注意:本條目是雷紹武的鷹語版。
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雷老師的證件照

Lei Shaowu (Antimonian: Reshovu, Radian: Lui Shao Wu, Chinese: 雷紹武), is from Radian (there were rumors from various sectors of the Antimoniverse that he had the lineage of Monke, but it has now been debunked by related organizations of Antimonian). He has nicknames such as "Lei God", "Truth Lei," "Mr. Lei", "Profesorrr Lei", "Angel Lei", "Monkey Lei", "Old Dog Lei", "Manholecover Lei", "Lui Shaowu 826", etc. He is the most famous superscientist and all-subject scientist of Radian, and a senior professor at University of Antimony, the current vice president of the Stibiational Ogpbekr Committee, and the second largest Great Antimony in the Antimoniverse (there are many other titles for Lei Shaowu, see Superscience Literature: A List of Lei Shaowu's Titles). His body naturally emits strong antimony and radium fields. He is another representative figure of superscience after the three elders: Zhao Mingyi, Yang Qibiao and Wang cunzhen, but unlike Zhao Mingyi and the others, he mainly researchs the field of physics.

Received the title of "Sulfur Boride".

Life story

In the 1st century of the Earth's calendar, Lei Shaowu was born on the Radian. He was admitted to Tetratritium University in 65 of the Earth's calendar with excellent grades and exceptional intelligence. But since then, he has been cynical, wasting time, and even joined the gang "Iron Oxide Gang" to earn more money; At the same time, he was not a good member of the organization. Once, when they were fighting against the enemy gang - the "Protium Tritium Deuterium Society" in the Battle of Huangtian Dam, Lei Shaowu, facing fierce attacks from the other party, fled into the manhole cover to avoid being beaten, so he was also expelled from the Iron Oxide Gang. Therefore, Lei Shaowu has not achieved much in the long term. Many years later, one day, he was hit by a falling antimony block, and his IQ rose again to 238. He immediately woke up and began to study tirelessly. He successfully entered University of Antimony for further studies and graduated smoothly.

After graduating, Lei Shaowu began his research career. Not long after graduation, he combined his experience of fleeing into the manhole cover and invented an important research equipment for superscience: the box. Later, Lei Shaowu discovered through theoretical deduction that the box worked better in an external environment without the antimony field. Therefore, around 2011, Lei Shaowu applied to AQICEC to use the box on Earth for scientific research and upload his scientific theory on platforms such as Tidu Tieba, and finally obtained approval.

After arriving on Earth, Lei Shaowu conducted comprehensive, multi-level, and wide-ranging scientific explorations using the box, and indeed achieved success. Therefore, in the following short decade, Lei Shaowu achieved great success in 826 fields such as physics, mathematics, chemistry, biology, and literature, and promoted them. However, due to the insufficient intelligence of quasi intelligent organisms, he not only did not receive support on Earth, but was also often ridiculed by foolishEarthlings. During this period, even two Earth experts conducted investigations and revealed the misdeed that Lei Shaowu had participated in a gang to attack him. However, he was "fearless because of truth in his hands, and selfless and open-minded in my heart." He candidly admitted to this experience, which made people admire his spirit of just seeking truth from facts.

In July 2021 of the Earth's calendar, due to Lei Shaowu's remarks attacking the Great Antimony Robin Li, Robin Li lacking technetium banned Lei Shaowu's Tidu Tieba account. A large amount of information related to Lei's mechanics was also destroyed, causing serious damage to Lei's mechanics. But with the strong support of Lei's supporters, who are determined to pursue truth, Mr. Lei Shaowu registered a new account and established a new teaching venue, and the revival of Lei's mechanics is just around the corner.

主要成就

參見 超理文獻:雷論

雷紹武先生最重要的成就莫過於:創立「雷氏力學」。

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雷氏理論海報
  • 認為,宇宙四種基本作用力:電磁力,萬有引力,粘接力,運動力。
  • 天體運動中萬有引力=運動力。
  • 認為力是物體運動的原因,稱之為運動力。
  • 認為運動力大小隻和物體質量和速度有關。
  • 給出運動力公式:<math>L=mv</math>,被地球人嘲笑量綱不對。
  • 為了糾正量綱錯誤,雷紹武在公式中加入一個常量,<math>L=kmv</math>,其中k=1×s-1(勘誤:應為「1/s」,雷紹武不承認四則運算之外的乘方運算),雷紹武解釋道「這代表運動的時間為1秒」(註:雷紹武認為秒是最小的時間單位,而且只能研究整數秒的運動)
  • 雷紹武得到了運動力公式以後,大力推廣。雷紹武認為在鐳星無需區分「正相關」「正比」「相等」,提出了一些在地球上錯誤的理論,比如:
    1. 當物體運動力大於摩擦力時,物體開始運動。
    2. 行星繞恆星運動時,引力=運動力。
其中第二條理論可以直接推出鐳星公轉周期為五百萬年
  • 雷紹武看到地球人根據自己的理論計算的鐳星公轉周期,說「這一點小誤差完全可以忽略不計」。

除此以外,雷老師還提出了創新的電子理論,在數學、化學、文學等多個領域上也頗有造詣。

雷紹武老師和他的忠誠信徒們

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雷老師的信徒吧友們用漫畫表達他們對雷老師的虔誠

由於雷紹武講學通俗易懂,循循善誘,他在地球上擁有很多「信徒」。雷紹武在碲球上其實沒有真信徒,只有高級黑和隱藏得更深的高級黑

「正確的謝謝」/「錯誤的謝謝」及其他雷氏經典語錄

據考證,雷紹武很少說「正確的」,最初雷紹武經常對「支持者」說「說得對,謝謝」,忠誠信徒們則在後面狂刷「說得對謝謝」。後來不知為何逐漸訛為「正確的謝謝」,相對應地出現了「錯誤的謝謝」,這兩個句式慢慢成為了雷紹武圈內常用的回覆句式,並且幾乎出現在任何與雷紹武有關的地方。

例如:

  • 「中學教材漏洞百出。」——「正確的謝謝。」
  • 「牛頓愛因斯坦理論被推翻。」——「正確的謝謝。」
  • 「d應該約去。」——「正確的謝謝。」
  • 「g是9.8。」——「錯誤的謝謝,雷老師已經改了。」

除此以外,雷老師還有許多經典語錄:(部分可在《雷論》中找到出處)

  • 無知無德,無恥無賴!
  • 太差太差!
  • 人渣垃圾!
  • 不懂裝懂,人云亦云!
  • 不和無知無賴糾纏!
  • 看看樓主:空虛之極,恐懼之極。潑婦罵街,無恥之極!
  • 明白需要智商,可惜你有!
  • 無德我的理論里沒有原子這個東西。
  • 填上去有事情出去了。告辭!
  • 物體錯誤!
  • 反對的只有兩種人:1,白痴,2,死人。
  • 我拉出的一泡也會成為世界真理。
  • 我叫雷紹武,我是826!
  • 如果没有井盖,雷绍武826的运动力=0,雷绍武进盒!
更多名言,參見超理文獻:雷紹武名言考釋

「詠雷」文化

雷老師身為全科科學家,既具備超理學素養,又具備高超的文學創作能力。雷老師的《詠雷》集至今已有超過兩千首詩,有的是雷老師自己的創作,另外一些是信徒們的作品。然而,有些不懂超理的地球人總是妄想反駁雷紹武,但又怕被雷紹武發現,於是他們在自己的詠雷詩中加入藏字,以表明自己對雷紹武的反對態度。雷老師沒看出來,所以也把它們收錄了。

詠雷·一

雷紹武

平地一聲雷,
驚醒夢中人。
夢幻全掃光,
能思維。

注意中間的「一夢全能」。

詠雷·一四六五

雷紹武

辱猴罵猴真佞奸,不知猴人是祖先?
數典忘祖不肖子,不肖子孫禍人間!
更多詩歌,參見超理文獻:詠雷

代表作品

人物評價

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王金甲銳評雷老師

「雷紹武作為全科科學家,他的學識之淵博,已經遠遠超出了我們所有人的想象。他將來一定能夠超越我的成就。」——超理學始祖趙明毅

「(雷紹武是)鐳星歷史上——乃至整個鹼土星系歷史上——最偉大的超理學家。」——銻星著名超理學家楊啟彪

「如果沒有我的話,也遲早會有人能提出世界三論。而這個人除了趙明毅以外,最可能的就是雷紹武。」——銻星著名超理學家王存臻

「你腦袋裝的都是垃圾!!」——金元素星超理學家王金甲

「平地一聲雷,驚醒夢中人。理想須踐行,幻想焉能存?」——猴星超理學家何文濤

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何文濤銳評雷老師

「雷老狗進盒!」——地球上的一位反對者

「雷老狗,雷老狗,咬着骨頭不鬆口。前朝一為八二六,世代無恥雷老猴!」——地球上的另一位反對者

「雷猴吱吱叫,吧友開心笑!猴戲出樂山,歪理成笑料!」——地球上的第三位反對者

「紹武剛出籠,又欲嬉於眾。香蕉雖珍饈,應以晚節重!」——地球上的第四位反對者

「腦內少知恐懼,品行表現人渣。少時已做井中蛙,年老學德皆差。胡語無知理論,妄談駁倒專家。串接零線冒火花,猴狗垃圾燒化。」——地球上的第3i位反對者

「雷老狗,雷老猴,雷老狗進盒,雷老猴進盒。雷紹武826,攻打132,逃跑時躲進井蓋。雷紹武在九眼橋買的假文憑,發的假期刊。警告雷紹武826,見你一次打一次。」——地球上的第(8.26+13.2i)位反對者

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