Lei Shaowu

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地球人请注意:本条目是雷绍武的鹰语版。

Lei Shaowu (Antimonian: Reshovu, Radian: Lui Shao Wu, Chinese: 雷绍武), is from Radian (there were rumors from various sectors of the Antimoniverse that he had the lineage of Monke, but it has now been debunked by related organizations of Antimonian). He has nicknames such as "Lei God", "Truth Lei," "Mr. Lei", "Profesorrr Lei", "Angel Lei", "Monkey Lei", "Old Dog Lei", "Manholecover Lei", "Lui Shaowu 826", etc. He is the most famous superscientist and all-subject scientist of Radian, and a senior professor at University of Antimony, the current vice president of the Stibiational Ogpbekr Committee, and the second largest Great Antimony in the Antimoniverse (there are many other titles for Lei Shaowu, see Superscience Literature: A List of Lei Shaowu's Titles). His body naturally emits strong antimony and radium fields. He is another representative figure of superscience after the three elders: Zhao Mingyi, Yang Qibiao and Wang cunzhen, but unlike Zhao Mingyi and the others, he mainly researchs the field of physics.

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雷老师的证件照

Received the title of "Sulfur Boride".

Life story

In the 1st century of the Earth's calendar, Lei Shaowu was born on the Radian. He was admitted to Tetratritium University in 65 of the Earth's calendar with excellent grades and exceptional intelligence. But since then, he has been cynical, wasting time, and even joined the gang "Iron Oxide Gang" to earn more money; At the same time, he was not a good member of the organization. Once, when they were fighting against the enemy gang - the "Protium Tritium Deuterium Society" in the Battle of Huangtian Dam, Lei Shaowu, facing fierce attacks from the other party, fled into the manhole cover to avoid being beaten, so he was also expelled from the Iron Oxide Gang. Therefore, Lei Shaowu has not achieved much in the long term. Many years later, one day, he was hit by a falling antimony block, and his IQ rose again to 238. He immediately woke up and began to study tirelessly. He successfully entered University of Antimony for further studies and graduated smoothly.

After graduating, Lei Shaowu began his research career. Not long after graduation, he combined his experience of fleeing into the manhole cover and invented an important research equipment for superscience: the box. Later, Lei Shaowu discovered through theoretical deduction that the box worked better in an external environment without the antimony field. Therefore, around 2011, Lei Shaowu applied to AQICEC to use the box on Earth for scientific research and upload his scientific theory on platforms such as Tidu Tieba, and finally obtained approval.

After arriving on Earth, Lei Shaowu conducted comprehensive, multi-level, and wide-ranging scientific explorations using the box, and indeed achieved success. Therefore, in the following short decade, Lei Shaowu achieved great success in 826 fields such as physics, mathematics, chemistry, biology, and literature, and promoted them. However, due to the insufficient intelligence of quasi intelligent organisms, he not only did not receive support on Earth, but was also often ridiculed by foolishEarthlings. During this period, even two Earth experts conducted investigations and revealed the misdeed that Lei Shaowu had participated in a gang to attack him. However, he was "fearless because of truth in his hands, and selfless and open-minded in my heart." He candidly admitted to this experience, which made people admire his spirit of just seeking truth from facts.

In July 2021 of the Earth's calendar, due to Lei Shaowu's remarks attacking the Great Antimony Robin Li, Robin Li lacking technetium banned Lei Shaowu's Tidu Tieba account. A large amount of information related to Lei's mechanics was also destroyed, causing serious damage to Lei's mechanics. But with the strong support of Lei's supporters, who are determined to pursue truth, Mr. Lei Shaowu registered a new account and established a new teaching venue, and the revival of Lei's mechanics is just around the corner.

主要成就

参见 超理文献:雷论

雷绍武先生最重要的成就莫过于:创立“雷氏力学”。

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雷氏理论海报
  • 认为,宇宙四种基本作用力:电磁力,万有引力,粘接力,运动力。
  • 天体运动中万有引力=运动力。
  • 认为力是物体运动的原因,称之为运动力。
  • 认为运动力大小只和物体质量和速度有关。
  • 给出运动力公式:<math>L=mv</math>,被地球人嘲笑量纲不对。
  • 为了纠正量纲错误,雷绍武在公式中加入一个常量,<math>L=kmv</math>,其中k=1×s-1(勘误:应为“1/s”,雷绍武不承认四则运算之外的乘方运算),雷绍武解释道“这代表运动的时间为1秒”(注:雷绍武认为秒是最小的时间单位,而且只能研究整数秒的运动)
  • 雷绍武得到了运动力公式以后,大力推广。雷绍武认为在镭星无需区分“正相关”“正比”“相等”,提出了一些在地球上错误的理论,比如:
    1. 当物体运动力大于摩擦力时,物体开始运动。
    2. 行星绕恒星运动时,引力=运动力。
其中第二条理论可以直接推出镭星公转周期为五百万年
  • 雷绍武看到地球人根据自己的理论计算的镭星公转周期,说“这一点小误差完全可以忽略不计”。

除此以外,雷老师还提出了创新的电子理论,在数学、化学、文学等多个领域上也颇有造诣。

雷绍武老师和他的忠诚信徒们

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雷老师的信徒吧友们用漫画表达他们对雷老师的虔诚

由于雷绍武讲学通俗易懂,循循善诱,他在地球上拥有很多“信徒”。雷绍武在碲球上其实没有真信徒,只有高级黑和隐藏得更深的高级黑

“正确的谢谢”/“错误的谢谢”及其他雷氏经典语录

据考证,雷绍武很少说“正确的”,最初雷绍武经常对“支持者”说“说得对,谢谢”,忠诚信徒们则在后面狂刷“说得对谢谢”。后来不知为何逐渐讹为“正确的谢谢”,相对应地出现了“错误的谢谢”,这两个句式慢慢成为了雷绍武圈内常用的回复句式,并且几乎出现在任何与雷绍武有关的地方。

例如:

  • “中学教材漏洞百出。”——“正确的谢谢。”
  • “牛顿爱因斯坦理论被推翻。”——“正确的谢谢。”
  • “d应该约去。”——“正确的谢谢。”
  • “g是9.8。”——“错误的谢谢,雷老师已经改了。”

除此以外,雷老师还有许多经典语录:(部分可在《雷论》中找到出处)

  • 无知无德,无耻无赖!
  • 太差太差!
  • 人渣垃圾!
  • 不懂装懂,人云亦云!
  • 不和无知无赖纠缠!
  • 看看楼主:空虚之极,恐惧之极。泼妇骂街,无耻之极!
  • 明白需要智商,可惜你有!
  • 无德我的理论里没有原子这个东西。
  • 填上去有事情出去了。告辞!
  • 物体错误!
  • 反对的只有两种人:1,白痴,2,死人。
  • 我拉出的一泡也会成为世界真理。
  • 我叫雷绍武,我是826!
  • 如果没有井盖,雷绍武826的运动力=0,雷绍武进盒!
更多名言,参见超理文献:雷绍武名言考释

“咏雷”文化

雷老师身为全科科学家,既具备超理学素养,又具备高超的文学创作能力。雷老师的《咏雷》集至今已有超过两千首诗,有的是雷老师自己的创作,另外一些是信徒们的作品。然而,有些不懂超理的地球人总是妄想反驳雷绍武,但又怕被雷绍武发现,于是他们在自己的咏雷诗中加入藏字,以表明自己对雷绍武的反对态度。雷老师没看出来,所以也把它们收录了。

咏雷·一

雷绍武

平地一声雷,
惊醒梦中人。
梦幻全扫光,
能思维。

注意中间的“一梦全能”。

咏雷·一四六五

雷绍武

辱猴骂猴真佞奸,不知猴人是祖先?
数典忘祖不肖子,不肖子孙祸人间!
更多诗歌,参见超理文献:咏雷

代表作品

人物评价

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王金甲锐评雷老师

“雷绍武作为全科科学家,他的学识之渊博,已经远远超出了我们所有人的想象。他将来一定能够超越我的成就。”——超理学始祖赵明毅

“(雷绍武是)镭星历史上——乃至整个碱土星系历史上——最伟大的超理学家。”——锑星著名超理学家杨启彪

“如果没有我的话,也迟早会有人能提出世界三论。而这个人除了赵明毅以外,最可能的就是雷绍武。”——锑星著名超理学家王存臻

“你脑袋装的都是垃圾!!”——金元素星超理学家王金甲

“平地一声雷,惊醒梦中人。理想须践行,幻想焉能存?”——猴星超理学家何文涛

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何文涛锐评雷老师

“雷老狗进盒!”——地球上的一位反对者

“雷老狗,雷老狗,咬着骨头不松口。前朝一为八二六,世代无耻雷老猴!”——地球上的另一位反对者

“雷猴吱吱叫,吧友开心笑!猴戏出乐山,歪理成笑料!”——地球上的第三位反对者

“绍武刚出笼,又欲嬉于众。香蕉虽珍馐,应以晚节重!”——地球上的第四位反对者

“脑内少知恐惧,品行表现人渣。少时已做井中蛙,年老学德皆差。胡语无知理论,妄谈驳倒专家。串接零线冒火花,猴狗垃圾烧化。”——地球上的第3i位反对者

“雷老狗,雷老猴,雷老狗进盒,雷老猴进盒。雷绍武826,攻打132,逃跑时躲进井盖。雷绍武在九眼桥买的假文凭,发的假期刊。警告雷绍武826,见你一次打一次。”——地球上的第(8.26+13.2i)位反对者

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