Lei Shaowu:修订间差异

雷老狗进盒
雷老狗进盒
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{{引用|Even a piece of [[屎|poop]] I pull out will also become the truth of the world. There are only those two types of people who oppose it<ref>Refering[https://antimony.fandom.com/zh/wiki/%E9%9B%B7%E7%BB%8D%E6%AD%A6 idiots]and the dead.</ref>. just wait and see!|Lei Shaowu}}{{引用|{{Black|<nowiki>My name is Lui Shaowu, and I'm an 826! Without the manhole cover, the movement force of Lui Shaowu 826 equals to 0, and Lui Shaowu enters the box! </nowiki>|人渣垃圾篡改了我的文字!}}|{{black|''"My Repentance"'' by Lui Shaowu|人渣垃圾篡改了我的文字!}}}}
{{引用|Even a piece of [[屎|poop]] I pull out will also become the truth of the world. There are only those two types of people who oppose it<ref>Refering [https://antimony.fandom.com/zh/wiki/%E9%9B%B7%E7%BB%8D%E6%AD%A6 idiots] and the dead.</ref>. just wait and see!|Lei Shaowu}}{{引用|{{Black|<nowiki>My name is Lui Shaowu, and I'm an 826! Without the manhole cover, the movement force of Lui Shaowu 826 equals to 0, and Lui Shaowu enters the box! </nowiki>|人渣垃圾篡改了我的文字!}}|{{black|''"My Repentance"'' by Lui Shaowu|人渣垃圾篡改了我的文字!}}}}


{{英文版本|雷绍武}}
{{英文版本|雷绍武}}


[[File:雷绍武qq头像.gif|thumb|left|雷老师的证件照]]'''Lei Shaowu''' (Antimonian: Reshovu, Radian: Lui Shao Wu, Chinese: 雷绍武), is from [[镭星|Radian]] (there were rumors from various sectors of the Antimoniverse that he had the lineage of [[猴星|Monke]], but it has now been debunked by related organizations of Antimonian). He has nicknames such as "Lei God", "Truth Lei," "Mr. Lei", "Profesorrr Lei", "Angel Lei"{{Black|, "Monkey Lei", "Old Dog Lei", "Manholecover Lei", "Lui Shaowu 826"}}, etc. He is the most famous superscientist and [[全科科学家|all-subject scientist]] of Radian, and a senior professor at [[University of Antimony]], the current vice president of the [[锑际鿫委会|Stibiational Ogpbekr Committee]], and the second largest Great Antimony in the Antimoniverse (there are many other titles for Lei Shaowu, see [[超理文献:雷绍武头衔一览|Superscience Literature: A List of Lei Shaowu's Titles]]). His body naturally emits strong [[锑场|antimony]] and radium fields. He is another representative figure of superscience after the three elders: [[Zhao Mingyi]], [[杨启彪|Yang Qibiao]] and [[王存臻|Wang cunzhen]], but unlike Zhao Mingyi and the others, he mainly researchs the field of physics.
[[File:雷绍武qq头像.gif|thumb|left|Mr. Lei's ID photo]]'''Lei Shaowu''' (Antimonian: Reshovu, Radian: Lui Shao Wu, Chinese: 雷绍武), is from [[镭星|Radian]] (there were rumors from various sectors of the Antimoniverse that he had the lineage of [[猴星|Monke]], but it has now been debunked by related organizations of Antimonian). He has nicknames such as "Lei God", "Truth Lei," "Mr. Lei", "Profesorrr Lei", "Angel Lei"{{Black|, "Monkey Lei", "Old Dog Lei", "Manholecover Lei", "Lui Shaowu 826"}}, etc. He is the most famous superscientist and [[全科科学家|all-subject scientist]] of Radian, and a senior professor at [[University of Antimony]], the current vice president of the [[锑际鿫委会|Stibiational Ogpbekr Committee]], and the second largest Great Antimony in the Antimoniverse (there are many other titles for Lei Shaowu, see [[超理文献:雷绍武头衔一览|Superscience Literature: A List of Lei Shaowu's Titles]]). His body naturally emits strong [[锑场|antimony]] and radium fields. He is another representative figure of superscience after the three elders: [[Zhao Mingyi]], [[杨启彪|Yang Qibiao]] and [[王存臻|Wang cunzhen]], but unlike Zhao Mingyi and the others, he mainly researchs the field of physics.


'''<span style="color:red">Received the title of "[[彭化流|Sulfur Boride]]".</span>'''
'''<span style="color:red">Received the title of "[[彭化流|Sulfur Boride]]".</span>'''
==Life story==
==Life story==
In the 1st century of the Earth's calendar, Lei Shaowu was born on the Radian. He was admitted to Tetratritium University in 65 of the Earth's calendar with excellent grades and exceptional intelligence. But since then, he has been cynical, wasting time, and even joined the gang "Iron Oxide Gang" to earn more money; At the same time, he was not a good member of the organization. Once, when they were fighting against the enemy gang - the "Protium Tritium Deuterium Society" in the Battle of Huangtian Dam, Lei Shaowu, facing fierce attacks from the other party, fled into the manhole cover to avoid being beaten, so he was also expelled from the Iron Oxide Gang. Therefore, Lei Shaowu has not achieved much in the long term. Many years later, one day, he was hit by a falling [[antimony]] block, and his [[IQ]] rose again to 238. He immediately woke up and began to study tirelessly. He successfully entered [[University of Antimony]] for further studies and graduated smoothly.
In the 1st century of the Earth's calendar, Lei Shaowu was born on the Radian. He was admitted to Tetratritium University in 65 of the Earth's calendar with excellent grades and exceptional intelligence. But since then, he has been cynical, wasting time, and even joined the gang "Iron Oxide Gang" to earn more money; At the same time, he was not a good member of the organization. Once, when they were fighting against the enemy gang - the "Protium Tritium Deuterium Society" in the Battle of Huangtian Dam, Lei Shaowu, facing fierce attacks from the other gang, fled into the manhole cover to avoid being beaten, so he was also expelled from the Iron Oxide Gang. Therefore, Lei Shaowu has not achieved much in the long term. Many years later, one day, he was hit by a falling [[antimony]] block, and his [[IQ]] rose again to 238. He immediately woke up and began to study tirelessly. He successfully entered [[University of Antimony]] for further studies and graduated smoothly.


After graduating, Lei Shaowu began his research career. Not long after graduation, he combined his experience of fleeing into the manhole cover and invented an important research equipment for superscience: the [[盒|box]]. Later, Lei Shaowu discovered through theoretical deduction that the box worked better in an external environment without the antimony field. Therefore, around 2011, Lei Shaowu applied to [[锑星准智慧生物伦理委员会|AQICEC]] to use the box on Earth for scientific research and upload his scientific theory on platforms such as [[锑度贴吧|Tidu Tieba]], and finally obtained approval.
After graduating, Lei Shaowu began his research career. Not long after graduation, he combined his experience of fleeing into the manhole cover and invented an important research equipment for superscience: the [[盒|box]]. Later, Lei Shaowu discovered through theoretical deduction that the box worked better in an external environment without the antimony field. Therefore, around 2011, Lei Shaowu applied to [[锑星准智慧生物伦理委员会|AQICEC]] to use the box on Earth for scientific research and upload his scientific theory on platforms such as [[锑度贴吧|Tidu Tieba]], and finally obtained approval.
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In July 2021 of the Earth's calendar, due to Lei Shaowu's remarks attacking the Great Antimony [[锂盐红|Robin Li]], Robin Li lacking technetium banned Lei Shaowu's Tidu Tieba account. A large amount of information related to Lei's mechanics was also destroyed, causing serious damage to Lei's mechanics. But with the strong support of Lei's supporters, who are determined to pursue truth, Mr. Lei Shaowu registered a new account and established a new teaching venue, and the revival of Lei's mechanics is just around the corner.
In July 2021 of the Earth's calendar, due to Lei Shaowu's remarks attacking the Great Antimony [[锂盐红|Robin Li]], Robin Li lacking technetium banned Lei Shaowu's Tidu Tieba account. A large amount of information related to Lei's mechanics was also destroyed, causing serious damage to Lei's mechanics. But with the strong support of Lei's supporters, who are determined to pursue truth, Mr. Lei Shaowu registered a new account and established a new teaching venue, and the revival of Lei's mechanics is just around the corner.
==主要成就==
==Main achievements==
:<small>''参见 [[超理文献:雷论]]''</small>
:<small>''See [[超理文献:雷论|Superscience Literature: Lei Shaowu's Theories]].''</small>
雷绍武先生最重要的<s>成就</s>莫过于:创立“雷氏力学”。[[File:雷氏力学概要.jpg|thumb|雷氏理论海报]]
Mr. Lei Shaowu's most important achievement is undoubtedly the establishment of "Lei's Mechanics".[[File:雷氏力学概要.jpg|thumb|The poster of Lei Shaowu's theory]]
*认为,宇宙四种基本作用力:电磁力,万有引力,粘接力,运动力。
*Lei Shaowu believes that there are four fundamental forces in the universe: electromagnetic force, universal gravitation, adhesive force, and the movement force.
*天体运动中万有引力=运动力。
*In the process of celestial motion, universal gravitation equals to the movement force.
*认为力是物体运动的原因,称之为运动力。
*认为力是物体运动的原因,称之为运动力。
*认为运动力大小只和物体质量和速度有关。
*认为运动力大小只和物体质量和速度有关。
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::其中第二条理论可以直接推出[[镭星]]公转周期为'''五百万年'''。
::其中第二条理论可以直接推出[[镭星]]公转周期为'''五百万年'''。
*雷绍武看到[[碲球|地球]]人根据自己的理论计算的[[镭星]]公转周期,说“这一点小误差完全可以忽略不计”。
*雷绍武看到[[碲球|地球]]人根据自己的理论计算的[[镭星]]公转周期,说“这一点小误差完全可以忽略不计”。
除此以外,雷老师还提出了创新的电子理论,在数学、化学、文学等多个领域上也颇有造诣。
除此以外,雷先生还提出了创新的电子理论,在数学、化学、文学等多个领域上也颇有造诣。
==雷绍武老师和他的<s>忠诚</s>信徒们==
==雷绍武老师和他的<s>忠诚</s>信徒们==
[[File:雷绍武漫画语录.jpg|thumb|雷老师的信徒吧友们用漫画表达他们对雷老师的<s>虔诚</s>。]]由于雷绍武讲学通俗易懂,循循善诱,他在[[碲球|地球]]上拥有很多“信徒”。{{Black|雷绍武在碲球上其实没有真信徒,只有高级黑和{{Black|隐藏得更深的高级黑|正确的,谢谢}}。|正确的,谢谢}}
[[File:雷绍武漫画语录.jpg|thumb|雷先生的信徒吧友们用漫画表达他们对雷先生的<s>虔诚</s>。]]由于雷绍武讲学通俗易懂,循循善诱,他在[[碲球|地球]]上拥有很多“信徒”。{{Black|雷绍武在碲球上其实没有真信徒,只有高级黑和{{Black|隐藏得更深的高级黑|正确的,谢谢}}。|正确的,谢谢}}
===“正确的谢谢”/“错误的谢谢”及其他雷氏经典语录===
===“正确的谢谢”/“错误的谢谢”及其他雷氏经典语录===
据考证,雷绍武很少说“正确的”,最初雷绍武经常对“支持者”说“说得对,谢谢”,<s>忠诚</s>信徒们则在后面狂刷“说得对谢谢”。后来不知为何逐渐讹为“正确的谢谢”,相对应地出现了“错误的谢谢”,这两个句式慢慢成为了雷绍武圈内常用的回复句式,并且几乎出现在任何与雷绍武有关的地方。
据考证,雷绍武很少说“正确的”,最初雷绍武经常对“支持者”说“说得对,谢谢”,<s>忠诚</s>信徒们则在后面狂刷“说得对谢谢”。后来不知为何逐渐讹为“正确的谢谢”,相对应地出现了“错误的谢谢”,这两个句式慢慢成为了雷绍武圈内常用的回复句式,并且几乎出现在任何与雷绍武有关的地方。
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*“牛顿爱因斯坦理论被推翻。”——“正确的谢谢。”
*“牛顿爱因斯坦理论被推翻。”——“正确的谢谢。”
*“d应该约去。”——“正确的谢谢。”
*“d应该约去。”——“正确的谢谢。”
*“g是9.8。”——“错误的谢谢,雷老师已经改了。”
*“g是9.8。”——“错误的谢谢,雷先生已经改了。”
除此以外,雷老师还有许多经典语录:(部分可在《[[超理文献:雷论|雷论]]》中找到出处)
除此以外,雷先生还有许多经典语录:(部分可在《[[超理文献:雷论|雷论]]》中找到出处)
*无知无德,无耻无赖!
*无知无德,无耻无赖!
*太差太差!
*太差太差!
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:<small>''更多名言,参见[[超理文献:雷绍武名言考释]]。''</small>
:<small>''更多名言,参见[[超理文献:雷绍武名言考释]]。''</small>
===“咏雷”文化===
===“咏雷”文化===
老师身为全科科学家,既具备超理学素养,又具备高超的文学创作能力。雷老师的《咏雷》集至今已有超过两千首诗,有的是雷老师自己的创作,另外一些是信徒们的作品。然而,有些不懂超理的[[碲球|地球]]人总是妄想反驳雷绍武,但又怕被雷绍武发现,于是他们在自己的咏雷诗中加入藏字,以表明自己对雷绍武的反对态度。{{Black|雷老师没看出来,所以也把它们收录了。|正确的,谢谢}}
先生身为全科科学家,既具备超理学素养,又具备高超的文学创作能力。雷先生的《咏雷》集至今已有超过两千首诗,有的是雷先生自己的创作,另外一些是信徒们的作品。然而,有些不懂超理的[[碲球|地球]]人总是妄想反驳雷绍武,但又怕被雷绍武发现,于是他们在自己的咏雷诗中加入藏字,以表明自己对雷绍武的反对态度。{{Black|雷老师没看出来,所以也把它们收录了。|正确的,谢谢}}
====咏雷·一====
====咏雷·一====
雷绍武
雷绍武
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*[[超理文献:我的悔悟|'''《我的悔悟》''']]
*[[超理文献:我的悔悟|'''《我的悔悟》''']]
==人物评价==
==人物评价==
<blockquote>[[File:王金甲大战雷绍武.jpg|thumb|王金甲锐评雷老师]]''“雷绍武作为[[全科科学家]],他的学识之渊博,已经远远超出了我们所有人的想象。他将来一定能够超越我的成就。”——超理学始祖[[赵明毅]]''
<blockquote>[[File:王金甲大战雷绍武.jpg|thumb|王金甲锐评雷先生]]''“雷绍武作为[[全科科学家]],他的学识之渊博,已经远远超出了我们所有人的想象。他将来一定能够超越我的成就。”——超理学始祖[[赵明毅]]''


''“(雷绍武是)[[镭星]]历史上——乃至整个碱土星系历史上——最伟大的超理学家。”——[[锑星]]著名超理学家[[杨启彪]]''
''“(雷绍武是)[[镭星]]历史上——乃至整个碱土星系历史上——最伟大的超理学家。”——[[锑星]]著名超理学家[[杨启彪]]''
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''“你脑袋装的都是垃圾!!”——[[金元素星]]超理学家[[王金甲]]''
''“你脑袋装的都是垃圾!!”——[[金元素星]]超理学家[[王金甲]]''


''“平地一声雷,惊醒梦中人。理想须践行,幻想焉能存?”——[[猴星]]超理学家[[何文涛]]''[[File:何文涛锐评雷绍武.jpg|thumb|何文涛锐评雷老师]]{{Black|''“雷老狗进盒!”——地球上的一位反对者''|正确的,谢谢}}
''“平地一声雷,惊醒梦中人。理想须践行,幻想焉能存?”——[[猴星]]超理学家[[何文涛]]''[[File:何文涛锐评雷绍武.jpg|thumb|何文涛锐评雷先生]]{{Black|''“雷老狗进盒!”——地球上的一位反对者''|正确的,谢谢}}


{{Black|''“雷老狗,雷老狗,咬着骨头不松口。前朝一为八二六,世代无耻雷老猴!”——地球上的另一位反对者''|正确的,谢谢}}
{{Black|''“雷老狗,雷老狗,咬着骨头不松口。前朝一为八二六,世代无耻雷老猴!”——地球上的另一位反对者''|正确的,谢谢}}
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{{Black|''“雷老狗,雷老猴,雷老狗进盒,雷老猴进盒。雷绍武826,攻打132,逃跑时躲进井盖。雷绍武在九眼桥买的假文凭,发的假期刊。警告雷绍武826,见你一次打一次。”——地球上的第(8.26+13.2i)位反对者''|正确的,谢谢}}</blockquote>
{{Black|''“雷老狗,雷老猴,雷老狗进盒,雷老猴进盒。雷绍武826,攻打132,逃跑时躲进井盖。雷绍武在九眼桥买的假文凭,发的假期刊。警告雷绍武826,见你一次打一次。”——地球上的第(8.26+13.2i)位反对者''|正确的,谢谢}}</blockquote>
==链接==
==Links==
{{雷论库}}
{{雷论库}}
==另见==
==See also==
*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/56849023 零度君:民科吧见闻录2(Part A)——挑战牛顿力学的雷绍武]
*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/56849023 零度君:民科吧见闻录2(Part A)——挑战牛顿力学的雷绍武]
*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/75666231 零度君:民科吧见闻录2(Part-B)——挑战电子理论的雷绍武]
*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/75666231 零度君:民科吧见闻录2(Part-B)——挑战电子理论的雷绍武]
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*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/186026741 零度君:民科吧见闻录2(Part F)——雷绍武挑战匀加速直线运动]
*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/186026741 零度君:民科吧见闻录2(Part F)——雷绍武挑战匀加速直线运动]
*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/266464457 零度君:民科吧见闻录2(Part G)——雷绍武的蜡烛=太阳神论]
*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/266464457 零度君:民科吧见闻录2(Part G)——雷绍武的蜡烛=太阳神论]
==注释==
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