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「Lei Shaowu」:修訂間差異

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In addition, Mr. Lei also proposed innovative electronic theory and has considerable expertise in multiple fields such as mathematics, chemistry, and literature.
In addition, Mr. Lei also proposed innovative electronic theory and has considerable expertise in multiple fields such as mathematics, chemistry, and literature.
==雷绍武老师和他的<s>忠诚</s>信徒们==
==雷绍武老师和他的<s>忠诚</s>信徒们==
[[File:雷绍武漫画语录.jpg|thumb|雷先生的信徒吧友们用漫画表达他们对雷先生的<s>虔诚</s>。]]由于雷绍武讲学通俗易懂,循循善诱,他在[[碲球|地球]]上拥有很多“信徒”。{{Black|雷绍武在碲球上其实没有真信徒,只有高级黑和{{Black|隐藏得更深的高级黑|正确的,谢谢}}|正确的,谢谢}}
[[File:雷绍武漫画语录.jpg|thumb|雷先生的信徒吧友们用漫画表达他们对雷先生的<s>虔诚</s>。]]Due to his easy to understand and persuasive teaching, Lei Shaowu has many followers on Earth.{{Black|Lei Shaowu actually has no true believers on Earth, only those who pretend to support him but actually oppose him and {{Black|those who pretend to support him but actually oppose him and hide deeper|正确的,谢谢}}.|正确的,谢谢}}
===“正确的谢谢”/“错误的谢谢”及其他雷氏经典语录===
==="Correct, thank you"/"Wrong, thank you" and other classic quotes of Lei===
据考证,雷绍武很少说“正确的”,最初雷绍武经常对“支持者”说“说得对,谢谢”,<s>忠诚</s>信徒们则在后面狂刷“说得对谢谢”。后来不知为何逐渐讹为“正确的谢谢”,相对应地出现了“错误的谢谢”,这两个句式慢慢成为了雷绍武圈内常用的回复句式,并且几乎出现在任何与雷绍武有关的地方。
According to research, Lei Shaowu rarely says "right". Initially, Lei Shaowu often said "right, thank you" to his "supporters", while loyal believers went on to say "right, thank you". Later, for some unknown reason, it gradually became mistakenly translated as "correct, thank you", and correspondingly, "wrong, thank you" appeared. These two sentence structures gradually become commonly used reply sentences in places about Lei Shaowu and almost appear in any place related to Lei Shaowu.


例如:
For example:
*“中学教材漏洞百出。”——“正确的谢谢。”
 
*“牛顿爱因斯坦理论被推翻。”——“正确的谢谢。”
* "Middle school textbooks are full of loopholes." - "Correct, thank you."
*“d应该约去。”——“正确的谢谢。”
* "Newton and Einstein's theories have been overturned." - "Correct, thank you."
*“g是9.8。”——“错误的谢谢,雷先生已经改了。”
* "The d should be reduced." - "Correct, thank you."
除此以外,雷先生还有许多经典语录:(部分可在《[[超理文献:雷论|雷论]]》中找到出处)
* "G is 9.8." - "Wrong, thank you. Mr. Lei has already made the changes."
*无知无德,无耻无赖!
 
*太差太差!
In addition, Mr. Lei also has many other classic quotes: (Some of which can be found in ''[[超理文献:雷论|Lei Shaowu's Theories]]'')
*人渣垃圾!
*Ignorant, immoral, shameless, and scoundrelly!
*不懂装懂,人云亦云!
*Too bad, too bad!
*不和无知无赖纠缠!
*Scumbags and trash!
*看看[https://antimony.fandom.com/zh/wiki/%E9%9B%B7%E7%BB%8D%E6%AD%A6 楼主]:空虚之极,恐惧之极。泼妇骂街,无耻之极!
*You don't understand it but pretend to understand, and you only follow the crowd!
*明白需要[[智商]],可惜你{{Ruby||{{black|没|正确的,谢谢}}}}有!
*I will never entangle myself with ignorant and scoundrelly people!
*[[超理文献:雷论|{{Ruby|无德|{{black|我的|正确的,谢谢}}}}理论]]里没有原子这个东西
*Look at the [[雷绍武|poster]]: extremely empty, extremely terrified. Just like a sharp-tongued woman cursing loudly in public, you are extremely shameless!
*{{Ruby|填上去|{{black|有事情|正确的,谢谢}}}}出去了。告辞!
*Understanding it requires intelligence, but unfortunately you {{Ruby|all|{{black|don't}}}} have it!
*[[民科恒成立原理|物体错误!]]
*There is no such thing as "atom" in {{Ruby|immoral|{{black|my}}}} theory
*I {{Ruby|have something to fill in|{{black|have something to do}}}}, and I need to go out. Farewell!
*[[民科恒成立原理|The object is wrong!]]
*反对的只有两种人:1,白痴,2,死人。
*反对的只有两种人:1,白痴,2,死人。
*我拉出的一泡[[屎]]也会成为世界真理。
*我拉出的一泡[[屎]]也会成为世界真理。

於 2024年5月6日 (一) 09:58 的修訂

地球人請注意:本條目是雷紹武的鷹語版。
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Mr. Lei's ID photo

Lei Shaowu (Antimonian: Reshovu, Radian: Lui Shao Wu, Chinese: 雷紹武), is from Radian (there were rumors from various sectors of the Antimoniverse that he had the lineage of Monke, but it has now been debunked by related organizations of Antimonian). He has nicknames such as "Lei God", "Truth Lei," "Mr. Lei", "Profesorrr Lei", "Angel Lei", "Monkey Lei", "Old Dog Lei", "Manholecover Lei", "Lui Shaowu 826", etc. He is the most famous superscientist and all-subject scientist of Radian, and a senior professor at University of Antimony, the current vice president of the Stibiational Ogpbekr Committee, and the second largest Great Antimony in the Antimoniverse (there are many other titles for Lei Shaowu, see Superscience Literature: A List of Lei Shaowu's Titles). His body naturally emits strong antimony and radium fields. He is another representative figure of superscience after the three elders: Zhao Mingyi, Yang Qibiao and Wang cunzhen, but unlike Zhao Mingyi and the others, he mainly researchs the field of physics.

Received the title of "Sulfur Boride".

Life story

In the 1st century of the Earth's calendar, Lei Shaowu was born on the Radian. He was admitted to Tetratritium University in 65 of the Earth's calendar with excellent grades and exceptional intelligence. But since then, he has been cynical, wasting time, and even joined the gang "Iron Oxide Gang" to earn more money; At the same time, he was not a good member of the organization. Once, when they were fighting against the enemy gang - the "Protium Tritium Deuterium Society" in the Battle of Huangtian Dam, Lei Shaowu, facing fierce attacks from the other gang, fled into the manhole cover to avoid being beaten, so he was also expelled from the Iron Oxide Gang. Therefore, Lei Shaowu has not achieved much in the long term. Many years later, one day, he was hit by a falling antimony block, and his IQ rose again to 238. He immediately woke up and began to study tirelessly. He successfully entered University of Antimony for further studies and graduated smoothly.

After graduating, Lei Shaowu began his research career. Not long after graduation, he combined his experience of fleeing into the manhole cover and invented an important research equipment for superscience: the Box. Later, Lei Shaowu discovered through theoretical deduction that the Box worked better in an external environment without the antimony field. Therefore, around 2011, Lei Shaowu applied to AQICEC to use the box on Earth for scientific research and upload his scientific theory on platforms such as Tidu Tieba, and finally obtained approval.

After arriving on Earth, Lei Shaowu conducted comprehensive, multi-level, and wide-ranging scientific explorations using the Box, and indeed achieved success. Therefore, in the following short decade, Lei Shaowu achieved great success in 826 fields such as physics, mathematics, chemistry, biology, and literature, and promoted them. However, due to the insufficient intelligence of quasi intelligent organisms, he not only did not receive support on Earth, but was also often ridiculed by foolishEarthlings. During this period, even two Earth experts conducted investigations and revealed the misdeed that Lei Shaowu had participated in a gang to attack him. However, he was "fearless because of truth in his hands, and selfless and open-minded in my heart." He candidly admitted to this experience, which made people admire his spirit of just seeking truth from facts.

In July 2021 of the Earth's calendar, due to Lei Shaowu's remarks attacking the Great Antimony Robin Li, Robin Li lacking technetium banned Lei Shaowu's Tidu Tieba account. A large amount of information related to Lei's mechanics was also destroyed, causing serious damage to Lei's mechanics. But with the strong support of Lei's supporters, who are determined to pursue truth, Mr. Lei Shaowu registered a new account and established a new teaching venue, and the revival of Lei's mechanics is just around the corner.

Main achievements

See Superscience Literature: Lei Shaowu's Theories.

Mr. Lei Shaowu's most important achievement is undoubtedly the establishment of "Lei's Mechanics".

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The poster of Lei Shaowu's theory
  • Lei Shaowu believes that there are four fundamental forces in the universe: electromagnetic force, universal gravitation, adhesive force, and the movement force.
  • In the process of celestial motion, universal gravitation equals to the movement force.
  • Lei Shaowu believes that a king of force is the cause of the motion of an object, which is called the movement force.
  • Lei Shaowu believes that the value of the movement force is only related to the mass and speed of the object.
  • Lei Shaowu gives the formula for the movement force:<math>L=mv</math>, and was mocked by Earthlings for having dimensions wrong.
  • In order to correct dimensional errors, Lei Shaowu added a constant to the formula,<math>L=kmv</math>, where k=1×s-1(Errata: it should be "1/s", for Lei Shaowu does not recognize multiplication operations other than the four arithmetic operations). Lei Shaowu explained that "this represents the time of motion is 1s" (Note: Lei Shaowu believes that 1 second is the smallest time unit and can only study motions in integer seconds)
  • After Lei Shaowu obtained the formula for the movement force, he vigorously promoted it. Lei Shaowu believed that there was no need to distinguish between "positive correlation", "proportionality", and "equality" on Radian, and proposed some theories erroneous on Earth, such as:
    1. When the movement force of an object exceeds the frictional force, the object begins to move.
    2. When a planet orbits a star, the gravity equals to the movement force.
The second theory can directly deduce that the orbital period of Radian is 5 million years.
  • After Lei Shaowu saw the orbital period of Radian cauculated by Earthlings based on his theory, he said, "This small error can be completely ignored."

In addition, Mr. Lei also proposed innovative electronic theory and has considerable expertise in multiple fields such as mathematics, chemistry, and literature.

雷紹武老師和他的忠誠信徒們

File:雷紹武漫畫語錄.jpg
雷先生的信徒吧友們用漫畫表達他們對雷先生的虔誠

Due to his easy to understand and persuasive teaching, Lei Shaowu has many followers on Earth.Lei Shaowu actually has no true believers on Earth, only those who pretend to support him but actually oppose him and those who pretend to support him but actually oppose him and hide deeper.

"Correct, thank you"/"Wrong, thank you" and other classic quotes of Lei

According to research, Lei Shaowu rarely says "right". Initially, Lei Shaowu often said "right, thank you" to his "supporters", while loyal believers went on to say "right, thank you". Later, for some unknown reason, it gradually became mistakenly translated as "correct, thank you", and correspondingly, "wrong, thank you" appeared. These two sentence structures gradually become commonly used reply sentences in places about Lei Shaowu and almost appear in any place related to Lei Shaowu.

For example:

  • "Middle school textbooks are full of loopholes." - "Correct, thank you."
  • "Newton and Einstein's theories have been overturned." - "Correct, thank you."
  • "The d should be reduced." - "Correct, thank you."
  • "G is 9.8." - "Wrong, thank you. Mr. Lei has already made the changes."

In addition, Mr. Lei also has many other classic quotes: (Some of which can be found in Lei Shaowu's Theories)

  • Ignorant, immoral, shameless, and scoundrelly!
  • Too bad, too bad!
  • Scumbags and trash!
  • You don't understand it but pretend to understand, and you only follow the crowd!
  • I will never entangle myself with ignorant and scoundrelly people!
  • Look at the poster: extremely empty, extremely terrified. Just like a sharp-tongued woman cursing loudly in public, you are extremely shameless!
  • Understanding it requires intelligence, but unfortunately you alldon't have it!
  • There is no such thing as "atom" in immoralmy theory。
  • I have something to fill inhave something to do, and I need to go out. Farewell!
  • The object is wrong!
  • 反對的只有兩種人:1,白痴,2,死人。
  • 我拉出的一泡也會成為世界真理。
  • 我叫雷紹武,我是826!
  • 如果没有井盖,雷绍武826的运动力=0,雷绍武进盒!
更多名言,參見超理文獻:雷紹武名言考釋

「詠雷」文化

雷先生身為全科科學家,既具備超理學素養,又具備高超的文學創作能力。雷先生的《詠雷》集至今已有超過兩千首詩,有的是雷先生自己的創作,另外一些是信徒們的作品。然而,有些不懂超理的地球人總是妄想反駁雷紹武,但又怕被雷紹武發現,於是他們在自己的詠雷詩中加入藏字,以表明自己對雷紹武的反對態度。雷老師沒看出來,所以也把它們收錄了。

詠雷·一

雷紹武

平地一聲雷,
驚醒夢中人。
夢幻全掃光,
能思維。

注意中間的「一夢全能」。

詠雷·一四六五

雷紹武

辱猴罵猴真佞奸,不知猴人是祖先?
數典忘祖不肖子,不肖子孫禍人間!
更多詩歌,參見超理文獻:詠雷

代表作品

人物評價

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王金甲銳評雷先生

「雷紹武作為全科科學家,他的學識之淵博,已經遠遠超出了我們所有人的想像。他將來一定能夠超越我的成就。」——超理學始祖趙明毅

「(雷紹武是)鐳星歷史上——乃至整個鹼土星系歷史上——最偉大的超理學家。」——銻星著名超理學家楊啟彪

「如果沒有我的話,也遲早會有人能提出世界三論。而這個人除了趙明毅以外,最可能的就是雷紹武。」——銻星著名超理學家王存臻

「你腦袋裝的都是垃圾!!」——金元素星超理學家王金甲

「平地一聲雷,驚醒夢中人。理想須踐行,幻想焉能存?」——猴星超理學家何文濤

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何文濤銳評雷先生

「雷老狗進盒!」——地球上的一位反對者

「雷老狗,雷老狗,咬着骨頭不鬆口。前朝一為八二六,世代無恥雷老猴!」——地球上的另一位反對者

「雷猴吱吱叫,吧友開心笑!猴戲出樂山,歪理成笑料!」——地球上的第三位反對者

「紹武剛出籠,又欲嬉於眾。香蕉雖珍饈,應以晚節重!」——地球上的第四位反對者

「腦內少知恐懼,品行表現人渣。少時已做井中蛙,年老學德皆差。胡語無知理論,妄談駁倒專家。串接零線冒火花,猴狗垃圾燒化。」——地球上的第3i位反對者

「雷老狗,雷老猴,雷老狗進盒,雷老猴進盒。雷紹武826,攻打132,逃跑時躲進井蓋。雷紹武在九眼橋買的假文憑,發的假期刊。警告雷紹武826,見你一次打一次。」——地球上的第(8.26+13.2i)位反對者

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