Lei Shaowu：修订间差异
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In addition, Mr. Lei also proposed innovative electronic theory and has considerable expertise in multiple fields such as mathematics, chemistry, and literature. | In addition, Mr. Lei also proposed innovative electronic theory and has considerable expertise in multiple fields such as mathematics, chemistry, and literature. | ||
==雷绍武老师和他的<s>忠诚</s>信徒们== | ==雷绍武老师和他的<s>忠诚</s>信徒们== | ||
[[File:雷绍武漫画语录.jpg|thumb|雷先生的信徒吧友们用漫画表达他们对雷先生的<s>虔诚</s>。]] | [[File:雷绍武漫画语录.jpg|thumb|雷先生的信徒吧友们用漫画表达他们对雷先生的<s>虔诚</s>。]]Due to his easy to understand and persuasive teaching, Lei Shaowu has many followers on Earth.{{Black|Lei Shaowu actually has no true believers on Earth, only those who pretend to support him but actually oppose him and {{Black|those who pretend to support him but actually oppose him and hide deeper|正确的，谢谢}}.|正确的，谢谢}} | ||
=== | ==="Correct, thank you"/"Wrong, thank you" and other classic quotes of Lei=== | ||
According to research, Lei Shaowu rarely says "right". Initially, Lei Shaowu often said "right, thank you" to his "supporters", while loyal believers went on to say "right, thank you". Later, for some unknown reason, it gradually became mistakenly translated as "correct, thank you", and correspondingly, "wrong, thank you" appeared. These two sentence structures gradually become commonly used reply sentences in places about Lei Shaowu and almost appear in any place related to Lei Shaowu. | |||
For example: | |||
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* | * "Middle school textbooks are full of loopholes." - "Correct, thank you." | ||
* | * "Newton and Einstein's theories have been overturned." - "Correct, thank you." | ||
* | * "The d should be reduced." - "Correct, thank you." | ||
* "G is 9.8." - "Wrong, thank you. Mr. Lei has already made the changes." | |||
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* | In addition, Mr. Lei also has many other classic quotes: (Some of which can be found in ''[[超理文献:雷论|Lei Shaowu's Theories]]'') | ||
* | *Ignorant, immoral, shameless, and scoundrelly! | ||
* | *Too bad, too bad! | ||
* | *Scumbags and trash! | ||
* | *You don't understand it but pretend to understand, and you only follow the crowd! | ||
* | *I will never entangle myself with ignorant and scoundrelly people! | ||
* | *Look at the [[雷绍武|poster]]: extremely empty, extremely terrified. Just like a sharp-tongued woman cursing loudly in public, you are extremely shameless! | ||
*{{Ruby| | *Understanding it requires intelligence, but unfortunately you {{Ruby|all|{{black|don't}}}} have it! | ||
*[[民科恒成立原理| | *There is no such thing as "atom" in {{Ruby|immoral|{{black|my}}}} theory。 | ||
*I {{Ruby|have something to fill in|{{black|have something to do}}}}, and I need to go out. Farewell! | |||
*[[民科恒成立原理|The object is wrong!]] | |||
*反对的只有两种人：1，白痴，2，死人。 | *反对的只有两种人：1，白痴，2，死人。 | ||
*我拉出的一泡[[屎]]也会成为世界真理。 | *我拉出的一泡[[屎]]也会成为世界真理。 | ||