Lei Shaowu：修订间差异
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{{英文版本|雷绍武}} | {{英文版本|雷绍武}} | ||
[[File:雷绍武qq头像.gif|thumb|left| | [[File:雷绍武qq头像.gif|thumb|left|Mr. Lei's ID photo]]'''Lei Shaowu''' (Antimonian: Reshovu, Radian: Lui Shau-Vu, Chinese: 雷绍武), is from [[镭星|Radian]] (there were rumors from various sectors of the Antimoniverse that he had the lineage of [[猴星|Monke]], but it has now been debunked by related organizations of Antimonian). He has nicknames such as "Lei God", "Truth Lei," "Mr. Lei", "Profesorrr Lei", "Angel Lei"{{Black|, "Monkey Lei", "Old Dog Lei", "Manholecover Lei", "Lui Shaowu 826"}}, etc. He is the most famous superscientist and [[全科科学家|all-subject scientist]] of Radian, and a senior professor at [[University of Antimony]], the current vice president of the [[锑际鿫委会|Stibiational Ogpbekr Committee]], and the second largest Great Antimony in the Antimoniverse (there are many other titles for Lei Shaowu, see [[超理文献:雷绍武头衔一览|Superscience Literature: A List of Lei Shaowu's Titles]]). His body naturally emits strong [[锑场|antimony]] and radium fields. He is another representative figure of superscience after the three elders: [[Zhao Mingyi]], [[杨启彪|Yang Qibiao]] and [[王存臻|Wang cunzhen]], but unlike Zhao Mingyi and the others, he mainly researchs the field of physics. | ||
'''<span style="color:red">Received the title of "[[彭化流|Sulfur Boride]]".</span>''' | '''<span style="color:red">Received the title of "[[彭化流|Sulfur Boride]]".</span>''' | ||
== | ==Life story== | ||
In the 1st century of the Earth's calendar, Lei Shaowu was born on the Radian. He was admitted to Tetratritium University in 65 of the Earth's calendar with excellent grades and exceptional intelligence. But since then, he has been cynical, wasting time, and even joined the gang "Iron Oxide Gang" to earn more money; At the same time, he was not a good member of the organization. Once, when they were fighting against the enemy gang - the "Protium Tritium Deuterium Society" in the Battle of Huangtian Dam, Lei Shaowu, facing fierce attacks from the other gang, fled into the manhole cover to avoid being beaten, so he was also expelled from the Iron Oxide Gang. Therefore, Lei Shaowu has not achieved much in the long term. Many years later, one day, he was hit by a falling [[antimony]] block, and his [[IQ]] rose again to 238. He immediately woke up and began to study tirelessly. He successfully entered [[University of Antimony]] for further studies and graduated smoothly. | |||
After graduating, Lei Shaowu began his research career. Not long after graduation, he combined his experience of fleeing into the manhole cover and invented an important research equipment for superscience: the [[盒|Box]]. Later, Lei Shaowu discovered through theoretical deduction that the Box worked better in an external environment without the antimony field. Therefore, around 2011, Lei Shaowu applied to [[锑星准智慧生物伦理委员会|AQICEC]] to use the box on Earth for scientific research and upload his scientific theory on platforms such as [[锑度贴吧|Tidu Tieba]], and finally obtained approval. | |||
After arriving on [[地球|Earth]], Lei Shaowu conducted comprehensive, multi-level, and wide-ranging scientific explorations using the Box, and indeed achieved success. Therefore, in the following short decade, Lei Shaowu achieved great success in 826 fields such as physics, mathematics, chemistry, biology, and literature, and promoted them. However, due to the insufficient intelligence of [[准智慧生物|quasi intelligent organisms]], he not only did not receive support on Earth, but was also often ridiculed by {{Black|foolish}}Earthlings. During this period, even two Earth experts conducted investigations and revealed the misdeed that Lei Shaowu had participated in a gang to attack him. However, he was "fearless because of truth in his hands, and selfless and open-minded in my heart." He candidly admitted to this experience, which made people admire his spirit of just seeking truth from facts. | |||
In July 2021 of the Earth's calendar, due to Lei Shaowu's remarks attacking the Great Antimony [[锂盐红|Robin Li]], Robin Li lacking technetium banned Lei Shaowu's Tidu Tieba account. A large amount of information related to Lei's mechanics was also destroyed, causing serious damage to Lei's mechanics. But with the strong support of Lei's supporters, who are determined to pursue truth, Mr. Lei Shaowu registered a new account and established a new teaching venue, and the revival of Lei's mechanics is just around the corner. | |||
== | ==Main achievements== | ||
:<small>'' | :<small>''See [[超理文献:雷论|Superscience Literature: Lei Shaowu's Theories]].''</small> | ||
Mr. Lei Shaowu's most important achievement is undoubtedly the establishment of "Lei's Mechanics".[[File:雷氏力学概要.jpg|thumb|The poster of Lei Shaowu's theory]] | |||
* | *Lei Shaowu believes that there are four fundamental forces in the universe: electromagnetic force, universal gravitation, adhesive force, and the movement force. | ||
* | *In the process of celestial motion, universal gravitation equals to the movement force. | ||
* | *Lei Shaowu believes that a king of force is the cause of the motion of an object, which is called the movement force. | ||
* | *Lei Shaowu believes that the value of the movement force is only related to the mass and speed of the object. | ||
* | *Lei Shaowu gives the formula for the movement force:<math>L=mv</math>， and was mocked by [[地球人|Earthlings]] for having dimensions wrong. | ||
* | *In order to correct dimensional errors, Lei Shaowu added a constant to the formula,<math>L=kmv</math>, where k=1×s<sup>-1</sup>(Errata: it should be "1/s", for Lei Shaowu does not recognize multiplication operations other than the four arithmetic operations). Lei Shaowu explained that "this represents the time of motion is 1s" (Note: Lei Shaowu believes that 1 second is the smallest time unit and can only study motions in integer seconds) | ||
* | *After Lei Shaowu obtained the formula for the movement force, he vigorously promoted it. Lei Shaowu believed that there was no need to distinguish between "positive correlation", "proportionality", and "equality" on [[镭星|Radian]], and proposed some theories erroneous on Earth, such as: | ||
*# | *#When the movement force of an object exceeds the frictional force, the object begins to move. | ||
*# | *#When a planet orbits a star, the gravity equals to the movement force. | ||
:: | ::The second theory can directly deduce that the orbital period of Radian is '''5 million years'''. | ||
* | *After Lei Shaowu saw the orbital period of Radian cauculated by Earthlings based on his theory, he said, "This small error can be completely ignored." | ||
In addition, Mr. Lei also proposed innovative electronic theory and has considerable expertise in multiple fields such as mathematics, chemistry, and literature. | |||
== | ==Mr. Lei Shaowu and his loyal followers== | ||
[[File:雷绍武漫画语录.jpg|thumb| | [[File:雷绍武漫画语录.jpg|thumb|Mr. Lei's followers expressed their <s>piety</s> towards him through comics.]]Due to his easy to understand and persuasive teaching, Lei Shaowu has many followers on Earth.{{Black|Lei Shaowu actually has no true believers on Earth, only those who pretend to support him but actually oppose him and {{Black|those who pretend to support him but actually oppose him and hide deeper|Correct, thank you}}.|Correct, thank you}} | ||
=== | ==="Correct, thank you"/"Wrong, thank you" and other classic quotes of Lei=== | ||
According to research, Lei Shaowu rarely says "right". Initially, Lei Shaowu often said "right, thank you" to his "supporters", while loyal believers went on to say "right, thank you". Later, for some unknown reason, it gradually became mistakenly translated as "correct, thank you", and correspondingly, "wrong, thank you" appeared. These two sentence structures gradually become commonly used reply sentences in places about Lei Shaowu and almost appear in any place related to Lei Shaowu. | |||
For example: | |||
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* | * "Middle school textbooks are full of loopholes." - "Correct, thank you." | ||
* | * "Newton and Einstein's theories have been overturned." - "Correct, thank you." | ||
* | * "The d should be reduced." - "Correct, thank you." | ||
* "G is 9.8." - "Wrong, thank you. Mr. Lei has already made the changes." | |||
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* | In addition, Mr. Lei also has many other classic quotes: (Some of which can be found in ''[[超理文献:雷论|Lei Shaowu's Theories]]'') | ||
* | *Ignorant, immoral, shameless, and scoundrelly! | ||
* | *Too bad, too bad! | ||
* | *Scumbags and trash! | ||
* | *You don't understand it but pretend to understand, and you only follow the crowd! | ||
* | *I will never entangle myself with ignorant and scoundrelly people! | ||
* | *Look at the [[雷绍武|poster]]: extremely empty, extremely terrified. Just like a sharp-tongued woman cursing loudly in public, you are extremely shameless! | ||
*{{Ruby| | *Understanding it requires intelligence, but unfortunately you {{Ruby|all|{{black|don't}}}} have it! | ||
*[[民科恒成立原理| | *There is no such thing as "atom" in {{Ruby|immoral|{{black|my}}}} theory。 | ||
* | *I {{Ruby|have something to fill in|{{black|have something to do}}}}, and I need to go out. Farewell! | ||
* | *[[民科恒成立原理|The object is wrong!]] | ||
*There are only two types of people who oppose me: 1, [https://antimony.fandom.com/zh/wiki/%E9%9B%B7%E7%BB%8D%E6%AD%A6 idiots]; 2, the dead. | |||
*Even a piece of [[屎|poop]] I excrete will also become the truth of the world. | |||
:<small>'' | :<small>''For more quotes, see [[超理文献:雷绍武名言考释|Superscience Literature: A Study and Interpretation of Lei Shaowu's Famous Quotes]].''</small> | ||
=== | ===The "''Ode to Lei''" culture=== | ||
Mr. Lei, as an [[全科科学家|all-subject scientist]], possesses both superscience knowledge and exceptional literary creativity. Mr. Lei's ''Ode to Lei'' collection has over 2000 poems to date, some of which are his own creations, while others are works of followers. However, some Earthlings who do not understand the superscience always delude to refute Lei Shaowu, but are afraid of being discovered by Lei Shaowu. Therefore, they add hidden abuse words in their poems of ''Ode to Lei'' to express their opposition to Lei Shaowu. {{Black|But Mr. Lei doesn't discover this, so he also employs them.|Correct, thank you}} | |||
==== | ====''Ode to Lei (I)''==== | ||
Lei Shaowu | |||
: | :Only a thunderbolt has fallen to the ground, | ||
: | :In the turn of a hand the sleepiness has gone. | ||
: | :Dreams all vanished so that all men could hear its sound, | ||
: | :True theories now replace the dreamy virtual one. | ||
{{Black| | {{Black|When the words at the beginning of each line are connected, they form "Only in dreams true".|Correct, thank you}} | ||
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====''Ode to Lei (MCDLXV)''==== | |||
: | Lei Shaowu | ||
: | :Those who insults the monkeys are really cunning and petty, | ||
:Do they not know that monkeys are the ancestors of humans? | |||
:They forget their ancestors and are disrespectful to their descendants, | |||
:These unscrupulous descendants will only harm humanity! | |||
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:<small>'' | :<small>''For more quotes, see[[超理文献:咏雷|Superscience Literature:Ode to Lei]].''</small> | ||
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*[[超理文献:雷论/运动力学讲解| | ==Representative works== | ||
*[[超理文献:雷论/创新电子理论| | *[[超理文献:雷论/运动力学讲解|''The Innovative Theory of the Movement Force'']] | ||
*[[超理文献:雷论/宇宙揭秘| | *''[[超理文献:雷论/创新电子理论|The Innovative Theory of the Electromagnetic Particles]]''e | ||
*[[超理文献:雷论/论高中物理教科书的种种错误 | *[[超理文献:雷论/宇宙揭秘|''Uncovering the Secrets of the Universe'']] | ||
*[[超理文献:雷论/论高中物理教科书的种种错误|''The Various Errors in High School Physics Textbooks'']] | |||
== | ==Comments== | ||
<blockquote>[[File:王金甲大战雷绍武.jpg|thumb| | <blockquote>[[File:王金甲大战雷绍武.jpg|thumb|Wang Jinjia's comments on Lei Shaowu]]''"As an [[全科科学家|all-subject scientist]], Lei Shaowu has a profound knowledge that far exceeds the imagination of all of us. He will definitely surpass my achievements in the future." - [[Zhao Mingyi]], the founder of superscience'' | ||
'' | ''"(Lei Shaowu is)the greatest superphysicist in the history of Radian, and even the entire history of Alkali-Earth Star System." - [[杨启彪|Yang Qibiao]], a famous superscientist from Antimonian'' | ||
'' | ''"If it weren't for me, sooner or later someone would have been able to propose the Three Theories of the World. And besides Zhao Mingyi, the most likely person to be Lei Shaowu."- [[王存臻|Wang cunzhen]], a famous superscientist from Antimonian'' | ||
'' | ''"Your head is full of garbage!!" - Wang Jinjia, a superscientist from [[金元素星|Venusium]]'' | ||
'' | ''“Only a thunderbolt falls to the ground, In the turn of a hand it wakes up the asleep ones. Your deals must be practiced, how can illusions exist?”- [[何文涛|He Wentao]], a superscientist from [[猴星|Monke]]''[[File:何文涛锐评雷绍武.jpg|thumb|He Wentao's comments on Lei Shaowu]]{{Black|''"Old Dog Lei enters the Box!" - An Opponent on Earth''|Correct, thank you}} | ||
{{Black|'' | {{Black|''"Old Dog Lei, Old Dog Lei, bites his bones without letting go away. In the previous time he was an 826, and thus for many years Old Monkey Lei is always shameless!" - Another opponent on Earth''|Correct, thank you}} | ||
{{Black|'' | {{Black|''"Monkey Lei squeaks here loudly, and all the audience laugh happily! His monkey show just comes from Leshan, and Lei's distortion becomes a joke only!" - The third opponent on Earth''|Correct, thank you}} | ||
{{Black|'' | {{Black|''"From the cage Shaowu was just released, and again wanted to perform monkey shows for the crowd. Although bananas are a delicacy, be careful of being utterly discredited!" - The fourth opponent on Earth'|Correct, thank you}} | ||
{{Black|'' | {{Black|''"There is no knowledge in his mind but fear, and his behavior always proves that he is a scumbag. When he was young he hid in a well like a frog, and his academic and moral character are both poor when he was old. He talked nonsense and ignorant theories, but he deluded himself to refute an expert. After we connect the zero line it will spark, and to ashes the monkey-dog-garbage-like one is burned." - The 3i-th opponent on Earth''|Correct, thank you}} | ||
{{Black|'' | {{Black|''"Old Dog Lei, Old Monkey Lei, Old Dog Lei enters the box, and Old Monkey Lei enters the box. Lei Shaowu 826, attacked 132, hid under the manhole cover while fleeing. Lei Shaowu bought a fake diploma at the Nine Eyes Bridge and issued his articles on a fake journal. I just warn Lei Shaowu 826: I will hit you for a time as long as see you for a time." - The (8.26+13.2i)-th opposition on Earth''|Correct, thank you}}</blockquote> | ||
== | ==Links== | ||
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== | ==See also== | ||
*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/56849023 零度君：民科吧见闻录2(Part A)——挑战牛顿力学的雷绍武] | *[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/56849023 零度君：民科吧见闻录2(Part A)——挑战牛顿力学的雷绍武] | ||
*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/75666231 零度君：民科吧见闻录2(Part-B)——挑战电子理论的雷绍武] | *[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/75666231 零度君：民科吧见闻录2(Part-B)——挑战电子理论的雷绍武] | ||
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*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/186026741 零度君：民科吧见闻录2(Part F)——雷绍武挑战匀加速直线运动] | *[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/186026741 零度君：民科吧见闻录2(Part F)——雷绍武挑战匀加速直线运动] | ||
*[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/266464457 零度君：民科吧见闻录2(Part G)——雷绍武的蜡烛=太阳神论] | *[https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/266464457 零度君：民科吧见闻录2(Part G)——雷绍武的蜡烛=太阳神论] | ||
== | ==References== | ||
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[[Category:超理学家]] | [[Category:超理学家]] | ||
[[Category:镭星人]] | [[Category:镭星人]] | ||
[[Category:被超理的民科人物]] | [[Category:被超理的民科人物]] | ||